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Beautiful Whatsapp messages !!

Beautiful WhatsApp Messages !! Beautiful Lines for Every  Group         '' Alone I can 'Say' but     together we can 'talk'.     'Alone I can 'Enjoy' but      together we can     'Celebrate'.         'Alone I can 'Smile' but     together we can 'Laugh'.     That's the BEAUTY of     Human Relations.     We are nothing without     each other        Stay Connected!! . ###################### Watsapp love song !! Aashiqui 3... Hum offline☺ ab reh nahi sakte Tere bina kya status mera Tujhse BLOCK kabhi ho jayenge to Khud se ho jaayenge Khafa Kyonki tum hi ho Ab tum hi ho Zindagi.. ab tum hi ho Status bhi; mera Dp bhi; Mera update bhi ab tum hi ho Tere mera rishta hai kaisa Ek pal offline gawara nahin Ter...

Whatapp jokes [Veg Hindi English]

WhatsApp Jokes Every girl has two problems : 1. Kamina kaise dekh raha hai 2. Kamina dekh bhi nahi raha Ab Kamina kare, toh kare kya ? ######################### Joke of the lifetime.... Isme Sardar ko pehchano Customer : Ek Colgate dena...... Dukandar : Konsa..?? Customer : Pepsodent #################### एक अंग्रेज ट्रेन से सफ़र कर रहा था ..... सामने पप्पू बैठा था... अंग्रेज ने पप्पू से पूछा यहाँ कौन से स्टेट्स घूमने वाले नहीं हैं ??? पप्पू :" महाराष्ट्र, पंजाब, गुजरात, हरयाणा, यू पी...." अंग्रेज : "क्यों ... क्या ये पांच स्टेट्स भारत में नहीं हैं क्या ???" पप्पू: " नहीं ... ये खुद में महाभारत हैं ....." अंग्रेज : 'ओह ~~~ इन स्टेट्स में जाना डेंजरस है'.. [कुछ देर पश्चात] अंग्रेज : 'मैं कैसे जान सकता हूँ कि कौन सा व्यक्ति कौन से राज्य का है ?' पप्पू : 'बैठा रह शान्ति से ... अभी दस घंटे के सफ़र में सबसे मिलवा दूंगा'.... [कुछ ही देर बाद हरियाणा का एक चौधरी मूंछों ...

Whatsapp dares and answers :)

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#### 1 WhatsApp Dare => Choose any number From 1 to 54 And have a dare All new so be careful :-P Reply Fast :-D Answers : 1. Ask me out 2. Send me your cutest pic 3. Ice cream treat 4. What’s your deepest secret? 5. Make my picture your dp for 1 day 6. Delete my number 7. Write my name 8. Give me a treat 9. Put your status for a day saying “I am mad” 10.Take a picture of yourself & send it to me 11.Tell me something you always wanted to say but you couldn't… 12. Call me and tell I LOVE YOU 13. Do a favor on me 14. What would u want our relation to be? 15. Be my slave for 2 days. 16. Call me and say my name in a loud voice! 17. write my name on your status saying You love me..!! 18. Send me your crush photo . 19. What change would you want in me? 20. Write your and my name in your status for 1 day! 21. Send me a picture of what your doing now. 22. Voice clip me saying I wanna love you ! 23. tell me one thing you have never told any...